Comments on: From the Very Dry Sense of Humor Department http://acrossthecurve.com/?p=2143 A daily bond market chronicle Wed, 08 Sep 2010 04:43:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: Jack Sparrow http://acrossthecurve.com/?p=2143&cpage=1#comment-4601 Jack Sparrow Tue, 02 Dec 2008 21:18:46 +0000 http://acrossthecurve.com/?p=2143#comment-4601 These headlines shiver me timbers, matey! Harrr! These headlines shiver me timbers, matey! Harrr!

]]> By: Mikey http://acrossthecurve.com/?p=2143&cpage=1#comment-4449 Mikey Thu, 27 Nov 2008 16:55:31 +0000 http://acrossthecurve.com/?p=2143#comment-4449 I've taken the bailout money from my Wall Street job and am buying a pirate ship. ...got my Somali Pirate t-shirt on ebay....talked them down from the 18 bucks they wanted. Mikey <--- true pirate material I’ve taken the bailout money from my Wall Street job and am buying a pirate ship.
…got my Somali Pirate t-shirt on ebay….talked them down from the 18 bucks they wanted. Mikey <— true pirate material

]]> By: Who’s are the next pigs at the trough? « Rolfe Schmidt http://acrossthecurve.com/?p=2143&cpage=1#comment-4327 Who’s are the next pigs at the trough? « Rolfe Schmidt Mon, 24 Nov 2008 21:22:29 +0000 http://acrossthecurve.com/?p=2143#comment-4327 [...] (HT: Across the Curve) [...] [...] (HT: Across the Curve) [...]

]]> By: ECONinfo http://acrossthecurve.com/?p=2143&cpage=1#comment-4243 ECONinfo Sat, 22 Nov 2008 14:08:47 +0000 http://acrossthecurve.com/?p=2143#comment-4243 [...] Piraten beantragen Bankstatus, um TARP-Mittel zu erhalten [...] [...] Piraten beantragen Bankstatus, um TARP-Mittel zu erhalten [...]

]]> By: Graham Lester http://acrossthecurve.com/?p=2143&cpage=1#comment-4178 Graham Lester Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:12:52 +0000 http://acrossthecurve.com/?p=2143#comment-4178 Lou Dobbs Exclusive: Somali Pirates *Already* Own Citibank Somali Pirate Offshore Hedge Fund Hires Senator Phil Gramm Ralph Nader Declares Somali Pirate Ships Environmentally Sound But Structurally Unsafe Dr. Ron Paul Lauds Somali Pirates' Return to the Gold Standard President George Bush: "I'm as Good a Pilot as any Somalimalian" "Barack Obama's Other Half Brother Is a Somali Pirate" Claims Palin Gotcha Interview: Katie Couric Reveals Somali Pirates Woefully Ignorant of Supreme Court History Lou Dobbs Exclusive: Somali Pirates *Already* Own Citibank

Somali Pirate Offshore Hedge Fund Hires Senator Phil Gramm

Ralph Nader Declares Somali Pirate Ships Environmentally Sound But Structurally Unsafe

Dr. Ron Paul Lauds Somali Pirates’ Return to the Gold Standard

President George Bush: “I’m as Good a Pilot as any Somalimalian”

“Barack Obama’s Other Half Brother Is a Somali Pirate” Claims Palin

Gotcha Interview: Katie Couric Reveals Somali Pirates Woefully Ignorant of Supreme Court History

]]> By: Across the Curve » Blog Archive » From the Very Dry Sense of Humor … http://acrossthecurve.com/?p=2143&cpage=1#comment-4138 Across the Curve » Blog Archive » From the Very Dry Sense of Humor … Fri, 21 Nov 2008 05:41:48 +0000 http://acrossthecurve.com/?p=2143#comment-4138 [...] More: Across the Curve » Blog Archive » From the Very Dry Sense of Humor … [...] [...] More: Across the Curve » Blog Archive » From the Very Dry Sense of Humor … [...]

]]> By: Torp http://acrossthecurve.com/?p=2143&cpage=1#comment-4079 Torp Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:54:31 +0000 http://acrossthecurve.com/?p=2143#comment-4079 lol...no wonder the pirates are demanding quick payment. Oil is falling faster than I can type...and by the time this carnage is over the demanded ransom will probably be enough to build a whole new tanker. lol…no wonder the pirates are demanding quick payment.

Oil is falling faster than I can type…and by the time this carnage is over the demanded ransom will probably be enough to build a whole new tanker.

]]> By: Steve http://acrossthecurve.com/?p=2143&cpage=1#comment-4074 Steve Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:19:50 +0000 http://acrossthecurve.com/?p=2143#comment-4074 With the current price of a drum of oil Pirates are demanding too much ransom. Their ransom deflator must be adjusted downward and soon. With the current price of a drum of oil Pirates are demanding too much ransom. Their ransom deflator must be adjusted downward and soon.

]]> By: Ted http://acrossthecurve.com/?p=2143&cpage=1#comment-4071 Ted Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:22:47 +0000 http://acrossthecurve.com/?p=2143#comment-4071 *BUSH WISHS HE THOUGHT OF PIRACY BEFORE GOING TO WAR IN IRAQ *BUSH WISHS HE THOUGHT OF PIRACY BEFORE GOING TO WAR IN IRAQ

]]> By: Dr.Dan http://acrossthecurve.com/?p=2143&cpage=1#comment-4068 Dr.Dan Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:24:34 +0000 http://acrossthecurve.com/?p=2143#comment-4068 COMPENSATION FOR TOP SOMALI PIRATES CANNOT BE SLASHED OR TARP NOT EFFECTIVE, PAULSON SAYS WARREN BUFFET : BUY SOMALI PIRATES, I BOUGHT YESTERDAY. BECKY, WHERE ARE YOU ? SOMALI PIRATES UNION (SPU) THREATENS TO BEGIN BUILDING AUTOMOBILES UNLESS TARP FUNDS RELEASED IMMEDIATELY. TREASURY SHOULD HELP SOMALI PIRATES WHO LOSE THEIR BOATS: BARNEY FRANK FOX: SOMALI PIRATES FORCED TO DOWNSIZE TO WEATHER 'ECONOMIC STORM'; 100 SWASHBUCKLERS 'WALK THE PLANK' CONGRESSIONAL REPUBLICANS DEMAND THAT PREVIOUSLY AUTHORIZED EFFICIENT WEAPONS LOAN BE MODIFIED. REFUSE TO APPROVE MODIFICATION OF TARP TO PROVIDE SOMALI PIRATES WITH AN ADDITIONAL $25 BILLION. EESA SEC. 503. EXEMPTION FROM EXCISE TAX FOR CERTAIN WOODEN ARROWS DESIGNED FOR USE BY SOMALI PIRATES. SOMALI PIRATES HIJACK FED, TREASURY $700B RANSOM DEMANDED FOR BERNANKE, PAULSON DOW SOARS 30%; RON PAUL: “A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.” SOMALI PIRATE LEADER OFFERS TO RESIGN SOMALI PIRATES AIMS MERGER WITH GOLDMAN SACHS TO BECOME "TOO BIG TO JAIL" SOMALI PIRATES TO USE SWAG, PIECES O' EIGHT AS COLLATERAL IN FEDS LENDING FACILITY PORK SEC. 317. SEVEN-YEAR COST RECOVERY PERIOD FOR SOMALI MOTORSPORTS RACING TRACK FACILITY SOMALI PIRATE LEADER SAYS PIRATING AN 'ESSENTIAL PART OF THE GLOBAL ECONOMY FOR 500 YEARS'; SAILS TO D.C. IN PRIVATE YACHT TO BEG FOR BAILOUT SOMALI PIRATES MUTINY OVER DECISION TO INVEST GOLD BARS IN LAS VEGAS CONDO HOTELS. RANSOM MARKET IS OVERSOLD, SAYS SOMALI BLOGGER SOMALI PIRATES VISITING DC SHOULD GET BAILOUT: SEN REID SOMALI & PIRATES 500 INDEX IS LOSING ITS HEAD AND SHOULDERS --- CR READERS COMPENSATION FOR TOP SOMALI PIRATES CANNOT BE SLASHED OR TARP NOT EFFECTIVE, PAULSON SAYS

WARREN BUFFET : BUY SOMALI PIRATES, I BOUGHT YESTERDAY.
BECKY, WHERE ARE YOU ?

SOMALI PIRATES UNION (SPU) THREATENS TO BEGIN BUILDING AUTOMOBILES UNLESS TARP FUNDS RELEASED IMMEDIATELY.

TREASURY SHOULD HELP SOMALI PIRATES WHO LOSE THEIR BOATS: BARNEY FRANK

FOX: SOMALI PIRATES FORCED TO DOWNSIZE TO WEATHER ‘ECONOMIC STORM’; 100 SWASHBUCKLERS ‘WALK THE PLANK’

CONGRESSIONAL REPUBLICANS DEMAND THAT PREVIOUSLY AUTHORIZED EFFICIENT WEAPONS LOAN BE MODIFIED. REFUSE TO APPROVE MODIFICATION OF TARP TO PROVIDE SOMALI PIRATES WITH AN ADDITIONAL $25 BILLION.

EESA SEC. 503. EXEMPTION FROM EXCISE TAX FOR CERTAIN WOODEN ARROWS DESIGNED FOR USE BY SOMALI PIRATES.

SOMALI PIRATES HIJACK FED, TREASURY
$700B RANSOM DEMANDED FOR BERNANKE, PAULSON
DOW SOARS 30%; RON PAUL: “A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.”

SOMALI PIRATE LEADER OFFERS TO RESIGN

SOMALI PIRATES AIMS MERGER WITH GOLDMAN SACHS TO BECOME “TOO BIG TO JAIL”

SOMALI PIRATES TO USE SWAG, PIECES O’ EIGHT AS COLLATERAL IN FEDS LENDING FACILITY

PORK SEC. 317. SEVEN-YEAR COST RECOVERY PERIOD FOR SOMALI MOTORSPORTS RACING TRACK FACILITY

SOMALI PIRATE LEADER SAYS PIRATING AN ‘ESSENTIAL PART OF THE GLOBAL ECONOMY FOR 500 YEARS’; SAILS TO D.C. IN PRIVATE YACHT TO BEG FOR BAILOUT

SOMALI PIRATES MUTINY OVER DECISION TO INVEST GOLD BARS IN LAS VEGAS CONDO HOTELS.

RANSOM MARKET IS OVERSOLD, SAYS SOMALI BLOGGER

SOMALI PIRATES VISITING DC SHOULD GET BAILOUT: SEN REID

SOMALI & PIRATES 500 INDEX IS LOSING ITS HEAD AND SHOULDERS

— CR READERS

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